drake & josh season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
posted 7 hours ago111069 notes (welikesarah • source realfart)

Favorite Cold Open: Perhaps you noticed something strange yesterday. And perhaps you have forgotten it. Welcome to Night Vale. 

posted 10 hours ago

strex-sisters:

I’ve been thinking guys, since Kevin talks so much about the smiling God and how utterly perfect he is and in Night Vale, with Cecil going on about how utterly perfect Carlos is, what if Carlos is not the smiling God but instead the smiling God is his counterpart?
Carlos is a scientist and because of his work, he is probably an atheist - probably - whereas, the smiling God is after all, a God. Science and Religion is always fighting and so why not?

posted 21 hours ago519 notes (sexybaldwin • source strex-sisters)

You say not all men are monsters?

Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned.

Go ahead. Eat a handful.

Not all M&Ms are poison.

- The Frogman nails it. (via wlcometothemyscira)

posted 1 day ago129058 notes (hausofodin • source allgirlstothefront)

AU: Lupita Nyong’o as Sam Wilson/The Falcon (follow up to x and x)

posted 1 day ago7740 notes (hausofodin • source rnalias)
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

"Chekov reflects upon life aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise”
i should haff stayed in russia i need some wodka i should get a tribble i’m so done with zees crew“meester chekov, do zees” “meester chekov, do zat” “oh you CAN’T do zat, meester chekov?” “did you break my ship, meester chekov?” no appreciation i am going to start screwing with effryone instead ze cute little innocent pavel andreivich chekov is no more next time zey ask about anything, i shall explain its russian roots “star spangled banner? ancient hymn written in russia.” “history of ze wheel you say? easy. it was inwented in russia.” “scotch, meester scott? inwented by a little old lady from leningrad”

frick

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

"Chekov reflects upon life aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise

i should haff stayed in russia
i need some wodka
i should get a tribble
i’m so done with zees crew
“meester chekov, do zees”
“meester chekov, do zat”
“oh you CAN’T do zat, meester chekov?”
“did you break my ship, meester chekov?”
no appreciation
i am going to start screwing with effryone instead
ze cute little innocent pavel andreivich chekov is no more
next time zey ask about anything, i shall explain its russian roots
“star spangled banner? ancient hymn written in russia.”
“history of ze wheel you say? easy. it was inwented in russia.”
“scotch, meester scott? inwented by a little old lady from leningrad”

frick

posted 1 day ago11684 notes (scatteredheroes • source startrekspeare)

in the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness

posted 1 day ago2411 notes (janesfoster • source swanhook)

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

posted 1 day ago9402 notes (scatteredheroes • source rsiken)

A pairing you ship, but not your OTP: Kind of Cecil/Kevin, I guess. 

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